subtle:

welcome to tumblr where we are judgmental about being judgmental because being judgmental is bad

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

(Source: cremebuns)

hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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