durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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chilled:

northbound:

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass 

 

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

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997:

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.

-IT by Alexa Chung  (via versteur)

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It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.

-(via suchvodka)

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